








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 672 matches | ||
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9282 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7559 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11687 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7625 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,063,254 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whonorable(Mud) | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | gabE | 60% | 87 |
| #3 | bruh | 52% | 351 |
| #4 | PooKy2SpooKy | 47% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whonorable(Mud) | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | gabE | 60% | 87 |
| #3 | bruh | 52% | 351 |
| #4 | PooKy2SpooKy | 47% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruh | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | PooKy2SpooKy | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | gabE | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruh | 1375 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #2 | gabE | 601 | 0.33 | 15 min |
| #3 | Whonorable(Mud) | 288 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | PooKy2SpooKy | 82 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KPak | +1.74 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | gabE | +0.22 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | PooKy2SpooKy | -0.00 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | bruh | -0.30 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Whonorable(Mud) | -3.95 | 34 | 57 |





