








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1306 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1990 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1411 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,265 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csani | 53% | 66 |
| #2 | Spacewar company worker | 46% | 108 |
| #3 | espuma | 44% | 95 |
| #4 | riddim company worker | 42% | 110 |
| #5 | rick | 39% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Spacewar company worker | 46% | 108 |
| #3 | espuma | 44% | 95 |
| #4 | riddim company worker | 42% | 110 |
| #5 | rick | 39% | 105 |
| #6 | СЅ2 car | 38% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spacewar company worker | 25 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | rick | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | espuma | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | riddim company worker | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | СЅ2 car | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spacewar company worker | 315 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | espuma | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | rick | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | csani | 89 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | СЅ2 car | 67 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spacewar company worker | +2.21 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | rick | +2.02 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | csani | +1.07 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | espuma | -1.13 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | riddim company worker | -1.18 | 45 | 27 |





