








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2498 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2113 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2749 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,507 of utility $292 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ydrà | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Neblazok | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | BlackPanters | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | PRX | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Mili | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Nanard | 47% | 99 |
| #8 | Vadech (FR) | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | MissCutiee | 36% | 22 |
| #10 | Jean claude vent d'ame | 34% | 29 |
| #11 | KR!PT | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlackPanters | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Nanard | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Vadech (FR) | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | MissCutiee | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Jean claude vent d'ame | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nanard | 621 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jean claude vent d'ame | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | PRX | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | BlackPanters | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | MissCutiee | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRX | +5.51 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | BlackPanters | +3.01 | 56 | 42 |
| #3 | Ydrà | +2.25 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | [FR]Pouskik | +0.71 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | Kilas | +0.69 | 72 | 54 |





