








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 997 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1567 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1062 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1001 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,011 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tโฟmps | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Snoms | 45% | 168 |
| #4 | Freyja | 39% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tโฟmps | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Snoms | 45% | 168 |
| #4 | Freyja | 39% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freyja | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Snoms | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | tโฟmps | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freyja | 243 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ | 210 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | Snoms | 194 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | tโฟmps | 117 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tโฟmps | +3.54 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Freyja | +2.67 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | Woobie Woobie | -0.75 | 55 | 47 |
| #4 | Snoms | -1.79 | 39 | 49 |
| #5 | ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ | -2.92 | 28 | 55 |





