








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3707 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3865 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3019 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,251 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eniman | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | dEnZa | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | DeKa | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | f0bless | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | aaronsfury | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eniman | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | dEnZa | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | DeKa | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | f0bless | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | aaronsfury | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dEnZa | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | aaronsfury | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeKa | 177 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | dEnZa | 132 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | aaronsfury | 120 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | f0bless | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Eniman | 62 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeKa | +3.03 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | dEnZa | +2.63 | 78 | 80 |
| #3 | Eniman | +1.66 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | f0bless | +0.83 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | aaronsfury | +0.71 | 86 | 68 |





