








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 279 | 22% |
| Smokes | 419 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 396 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,624 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radio | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Xerioon🐔 | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Happyshit! | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | Mini Larsen | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | S0liiiD :^) | 70% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyktig | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Happyshit! | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Mini Larsen | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Radio | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xerioon🐔 | +3.77 | 54 | 62 |
| #2 | dyktig | +3.26 | 83 | 81 |
| #3 | S0liiiD :^) | +2.53 | 60 | 81 |
| #4 | bndk (ง'̀-'́)ง | +2.07 | 76 | 50 |
| #5 | Mini Larsen | +0.29 | 73 | 66 |





