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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 222 | 16% |
| Smokes | 379 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 412 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,706 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inshallah | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | skA | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | FrobaGツ | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inshallah | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | skA | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | FrobaGツ | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugs Bunny | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | skA | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugs Bunny | 112 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | skA | 95 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | FrobaGツ | 8 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Inshallah | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inshallah | +2.83 | 42 | 49 |
| #2 | skA | +0.77 | 57 | 56 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | -0.22 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | Pumpsi | -1.11 | 71 | 33 |
| #5 | FrobaGツ | -3.62 | 49 | 70 |





