








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2110 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1182 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1196 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,745 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilklone | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Pacoji | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | pudge_ | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | xd | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | safalin | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilklone | 537 | 0.31 | 17 min |
| #2 | SteFromCle | 105 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kemalu | 72 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | pudge_ | 68 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | xd | 65 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xd | +2.08 | 64 | 45 |
| #2 | J | +2.06 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | safalin | +1.94 | 78 | 35 |
| #4 | Kemalu | +1.67 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | pudge_ | +1.64 | 71 | 52 |





