








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 166 | 67% |
| Smokes | 53 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 15 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 15 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $18,785 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 46% | 67 |
| #2 | GoldShockz | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | DamiBunni | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | JRad | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 46% | 67 |
| #2 | GoldShockz | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | DamiBunni | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | JRad | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | DamiBunni | 2 | 0.0235 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 121 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | GoldShockz | 13 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | JRad | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | +9.60 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | JRad | +4.31 | 84 | 41 |
| #3 | GoldShockz | +0.65 | 80 | 27 |
| #4 | Pacoji | -6.64 | 66 | 16 |
| #5 | DamiBunni | -9.36 | 19 | 21 |





