








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3473 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4213 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4094 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2345 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,419 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nanski | 59% | 148 |
| #2 | LubiusBarke | 58% | 141 |
| #3 | DasFaktum | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Reufel | 57% | 79 |
| #5 | CrystalChris | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ok4y | 51% | 41 |
| #9 | 𝕰rika | 50% | 34 |
| #10 | † Chilldochma † | 47% | 58 |
| #11 | Karl | 46% | 78 |
| #12 | Haschnatesch | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LubiusBarke | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Reufel | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | cozy Moe | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | 𝕰rika | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Nanski | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nanski | 592 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | LubiusBarke | 460 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | cozy Moe | 405 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | Reufel | 271 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Karl | 255 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrystalChris | +3.03 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Nanski | +2.48 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | W3ll1 | +1.92 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | LubiusBarke | +1.23 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | Reufel | -0.35 | 52 | 63 |





