








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3943 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4656 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6074 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3570 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,017,232 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ok4y | 59% | 114 |
| #2 | W3ll1 | 53% | 212 |
| #3 | LubiusBarke | 51% | 88 |
| #4 | Nanski | 50% | 459 |
| #5 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | +3.51 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | Nanski | +3.36 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | W3ll1 | +1.59 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | LubiusBarke | +0.43 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | Ok4y | +0.38 | 75 | 59 |





