








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2733 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3757 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2586 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1989 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,835 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kushimeka | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Zento CS.PRO | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Gandan Power | Bloodycase.com | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | Daanby | 47% | 57 |
| #5 | easymoneysniper | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | einfühlung | 33% | 21 |
| #7 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 32% | 34 |
| #8 | Old but gold | 29% | 24 |
| #9 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 27% | 15 |
| #10 | Sheldon cs.money | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Old but gold | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | einfühlung | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Daanby | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gandan Power | Bloodycase.com | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Old but gold | 145 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 129 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sheldon cs.money | 94 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Daanby | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zento CS.PRO | 86 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | +2.86 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | Gandan Power | Bloodycase.com | +0.88 | 45 | 67 |
| #3 | Kushimeka | +0.60 | 81 | 37 |
| #4 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | -0.24 | 32 | 50 |
| #5 | Sheldon cs.money | -0.92 | 50 | 61 |





