








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2262 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1581 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1002 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 952 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,355 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Daanby | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | einfühlung | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | easymoneysniper | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | einfühlung | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | easymoneysniper | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | Old but gold | 35% | 17 |
| #7 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 128 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Old but gold | 94 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | einfühlung | 51 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 50 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | +1.87 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | einfühlung | +1.06 | 44 | 67 |
| #3 | easymoneysniper | -0.43 | 19 | 29 |
| #4 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | -0.60 | 45 | 72 |
| #5 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | -0.69 | 41 | 52 |





