








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1138 | 36% |
| Smokes | 873 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,986 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^_^ | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | usukhb4yr CS.PRO | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | -R@mze- | Bloodycase.com | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Zento CS.PRO | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Daanby | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | Sheldon cs.money | 35% | 17 |
| #12 | Kushimeka | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 29% | 24 |
| #14 | DD | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrEe! CS.PRO | 2 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | DD | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cigarettes CS.PRO CSGOSKINS | 81 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sheldon cs.money | 72 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | -R@mze- | Bloodycase.com | 64 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sunsonsan | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Daanby | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunsonsan | +6.88 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | FrEe! CS.PRO | +5.40 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Khurdai | CSGOSKINS | +3.70 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | -R@mze- | Bloodycase.com | +3.64 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | DD | +2.63 | 65 | 62 |





