








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 593 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3187 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3795 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3874 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4886 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,648,995 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 985 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 15 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | </Scorpion> | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | [AA] KillerKaren | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | `_´ DK | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totty | 239 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | [DD] Cube.^ | 199 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Purge | 148 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totty | +5.14 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | [DD] Cube.^ | +5.05 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | +3.82 | 47 | 74 |
| #4 | FerskenDreng | +3.33 | 32 | 55 |
| #5 | ondand | +2.40 | 23 | 57 |





