








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6106 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3883 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4523 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4611 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,007 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 팬더 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Mad_Morski | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | Puupi00 | 49% | 159 |
| #4 | Noppae | 48% | 141 |
| #5 | Robbanii | 44% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mad_Morski | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | Puupi00 | 49% | 159 |
| #4 | Noppae | 48% | 141 |
| #5 | Robbanii | 44% | 156 |
| #6 | kyyb | 41% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puupi00 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Noppae | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Robbanii | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Mad_Morski | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | kyyb | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puupi00 | 750 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Noppae | 513 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | Robbanii | 262 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | kyyb | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | 팬더 | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mad_Morski | +2.68 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | 팬더 | +1.50 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | kyyb | +1.18 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Noppae | +0.92 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | Puupi00 | +0.77 | 62 | 75 |





