








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5385 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6511 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4033 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4615 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,320,434 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mad_Morski | 59% | 340 |
| #2 | Twizah | 59% | 165 |
| #3 | Jore♦ | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Crock | 57% | 157 |
| #5 | 팬더 | 57% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Puupi00 | 56% | 367 |
| #7 | Robbanii | 55% | 174 |
| #8 | kyyb | 49% | 71 |
| #9 | кari | 49% | 49 |
| #10 | Juspe15 | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puupi00 | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Mad_Morski | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Robbanii | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Twizah | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | 팬더 | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puupi00 | 1401 | 0.18 | 47 min |
| #2 | Twizah | 1041 | 0.30 | 34 min |
| #3 | 팬더 | 792 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #4 | Juspe15 | 583 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #5 | Mad_Morski | 319 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mad_Morski | +1.70 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | Twizah | +1.00 | 70 | 80 |
| #3 | 팬더 | +0.76 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Crock | +0.67 | 79 | 44 |
| #5 | Noppae | +0.58 | 68 | 69 |





