








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3266 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2518 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1744 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1425 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,135 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dobby | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Chrispy | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Bates | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | MaRz | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil ratthew x | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Chrispy | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Doc | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil ratthew x | 701 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | 377 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 106 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | MaRz | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chrispy | 53 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | +1.38 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | dobby | +0.34 | 45 | 59 |
| #3 | lil ratthew x | +0.31 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | Chrispy | +0.13 | 24 | 64 |
| #5 | MaRz | +0.09 | 43 | 59 |





