








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1448 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2116 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1610 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1968 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $839,925 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Dallimba | 45% | 29 |
| #13 | ShakEEEbroh | 44% | 34 |
| #14 | Forneus&Fuskeren | 43% | 14 |
| #15 | divine | 42% | 26 |
| #16 | Zuperkralle | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bekker | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Decker | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Big_AL | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ShakEEEbroh | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Forneus&Fuskeren | 3 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irongoat | 332 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Decker | 243 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bekker | 242 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | qtz | 202 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Big_AL | 169 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_dog | +3.75 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Zuperkralle | +2.53 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | divine | +2.48 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | flyvh0lm | +2.06 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | Irongoat | +1.64 | 66 | 62 |





