








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1497 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3006 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,585,793 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sloppy Nuts | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | John doe | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | ⋨SIGVEZ⋩ | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | AnTEEE | 55% | 69 |
| #5 | Habanero | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ando☞♔ | 46% | 91 |
| #11 | Pashur | 44% | 41 |
| #12 | AWOKEcat | 43% | 176 |
| #13 | siggoh | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | Adde | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prizz | 634 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | AWOKEcat | 367 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ando☞♔ | 237 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pashur | 180 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | AnTEEE | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prizz | +2.41 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | Sloppy Nuts | +2.39 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Adde | +0.66 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Ando☞♔ | +0.55 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | ⋨SIGVEZ⋩ | +0.41 | 67 | 45 |





