








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3888 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3579 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2152 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,698,195 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Habanero | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | siggoh | 52% | 103 |
| #3 | ⋨SIGVEZ⋩ | 49% | 98 |
| #4 | Ando☞♔ | 49% | 264 |
| #5 | norheim | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prizz | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Ando☞♔ | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | siggoh | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | AWOKEcat | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ⋨SIGVEZ⋩ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prizz | +1.57 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | norheim | +1.25 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Ando☞♔ | +0.43 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Adde | -0.11 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | siggoh | -0.35 | 53 | 69 |





