








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1596 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3229 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3966 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2710 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,110 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Kapizh | 40% | 25 |
| #11 | Korvamato | 38% | 34 |
| #12 | ALuHaRD | 38% | 24 |
| #13 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 37% | 41 |
| #14 | noprkl | 26% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BÖPIS | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | dede | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | 𝚅𝙸𝙿 J2k | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | super novice | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | KaKku ♛ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dede | +3.84 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | BÖPIS | +2.80 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | Kapizh | +2.63 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | =( | +2.17 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | Korvamato | +1.80 | 74 | 55 |





