








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 38% |
| Smokes | 790 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 500 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,821 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pubbl | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Rustyy | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | sft | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Data ❤ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pubbl | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Rustyy | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | sft | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Data ❤ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sft | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | pubbl | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rustyy | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sft | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | pubbl | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rustyy | 21 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Data ❤ | 21 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Data ❤ | +1.69 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | [BOXR] Blue | +1.59 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Rustyy | +0.34 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | pubbl | +0.18 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | sft | -0.63 | 66 | 58 |





