








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7781 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7385 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6163 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5432 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,411,714 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRAGM4T1C | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | pb | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | ✪ KAN | 49% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRAGM4T1C | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | pb | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | ✪ KAN | 49% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KAN | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | PRAGM4T1C | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | pb | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KAN | 544 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | pb | 141 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | PRAGM4T1C | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KAN | +2.55 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | GuiMatador | -0.80 | 54 | 71 |
| #3 | pb | -1.42 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | PRAGM4T1C | -1.57 | 47 | 63 |





