








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1971 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1428 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1399 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1333 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,069 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sectagon | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | R.P – BLASToff | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | OverLooK | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ✪ KAN | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sectagon | 286 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | GuiMatador | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | R.P – BLASToff | 103 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Pépe | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ KAN | 53 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KAN | +5.63 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ Pépe | +1.48 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | R.P – BLASToff | -0.34 | 70 | 66 |
| #4 | GuiMatador | -0.36 | 56 | 66 |
| #5 | OverLooK | -0.77 | 84 | 61 |





