








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1945 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2244 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 961 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1610 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,731 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kondiii | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Banana | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | BigSmoke | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | McQ42 | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | skins.armyCSGOSKINS | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | YURI BOYKA | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | MajOnezy | 46% | 39 |
| #10 | xChrisG | 45% | 84 |
| #11 | Robixson | 39% | 41 |
| #12 | Dqminq | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skins.armyCSGOSKINS | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | McQ42 | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Lamexシ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | MajOnezy | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | xChrisG | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skins.armyCSGOSKINS | 638 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | xChrisG | 198 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dqminq | 189 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lamexシ | 136 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | McQ42 | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YURI BOYKA | +8.58 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | McQ42 | +4.04 | 17 | 63 |
| #3 | Robixson | +3.59 | 31 | 30 |
| #4 | MrDoge | +1.85 | 36 | 36 |
| #5 | Banana | +1.74 | 9 | 65 |





