








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,665 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6707 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4406 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3521 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3296 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,300 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | G-Unit | 43% | 101 |
| #10 | Slack | 42% | 73 |
| #11 | ✫ GaDDe ✫ | 42% | 177 |
| #12 | levekampen | 39% | 136 |
| #13 | CHALLANtheONE | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-Unit | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ✫ GaDDe ✫ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | levekampen | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | TuffaUffe © | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | CHALLANtheONE | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✫ GaDDe ✫ | 266 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | G-Unit | 260 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | levekampen | 192 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | БroКЕДndHungry | 177 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | elaren | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elaren | +2.26 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | AffiKadafii | +1.57 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | G-Unit | +0.88 | 50 | 68 |
| #4 | TuffaUffe © | +0.70 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | ✫ GaDDe ✫ | +0.40 | 73 | 57 |





