








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1088 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1348 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1422 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,894 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingoo Maister | 50% | 60 |
| #2 | postnord.se | 48% | 140 |
| #3 | Killer-Fackur | 41% | 58 |
| #4 | Shelby | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingoo Maister | 50% | 60 |
| #2 | postnord.se | 48% | 140 |
| #3 | Killer-Fackur | 41% | 58 |
| #4 | Shelby | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Dingoo Maister | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 357 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #2 | postnord.se | 252 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dingoo Maister | 152 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Shelby | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | +4.41 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Dingoo Maister | +1.46 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | bilsen | -0.55 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | postnord.se | -1.73 | 39 | 65 |
| #5 | Shelby | -4.36 | 35 | 44 |





