








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,883 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4964 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4584 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4007 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1403 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,136 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingoo Maister | 56% | 90 |
| #2 | Shelby | 49% | 238 |
| #3 | postnord.se | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | sharukhan | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | bilsen | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingoo Maister | 56% | 90 |
| #2 | Shelby | 49% | 238 |
| #3 | postnord.se | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | sharukhan | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | bilsen | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | sharukhan | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | bilsen | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | postnord.se | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Dingoo Maister | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | 339 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | postnord.se | 273 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dingoo Maister | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | sharukhan | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | bilsen | 61 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | +3.98 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Dingoo Maister | -0.14 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | bilsen | -1.68 | 69 | 41 |
| #4 | postnord.se | -2.58 | 38 | 64 |
| #5 | Shelby | -3.03 | 42 | 49 |





