








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2030 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2327 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3370 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2911 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,065 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 48% | 149 |
| #2 | bilsen | 48% | 140 |
| #3 | Dingoo Maister | 48% | 134 |
| #4 | Shelby | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 48% | 149 |
| #2 | bilsen | 48% | 140 |
| #3 | Dingoo Maister | 48% | 134 |
| #4 | Shelby | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | bilsen | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Dingoo Maister | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Shelby | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | 781 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Dingoo Maister | 275 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | bilsen | 153 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shelby | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer-Fackur | +4.03 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Dingoo Maister | +0.77 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | bilsen | -1.09 | 70 | 43 |
| #4 | postnord.se | -1.90 | 40 | 64 |
| #5 | Shelby | -3.71 | 37 | 41 |





