








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 332 | 22% |
| Smokes | 419 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,986 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | a2+b2=c2 | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | BoneSoup | 53% | 19 |
| #8 | W.D Gann | 50% | 28 |
| #9 | RIGGED | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | crp | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uz peek | 7 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | W.D Gann | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | BoneSoup | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | a2+b2=c2 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | crp | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0ERLAPS | +6.67 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | Zipzz | +4.30 | 89 | 71 |
| #3 | RIGGED | +3.62 | 79 | 41 |
| #4 | W.D Gann | +1.48 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | a2+b2=c2 | +1.30 | 71 | 56 |





