








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3738 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3776 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2640 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2900 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,057,364 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menchies | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Yahtzee! | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | Eazy | 54% | 125 |
| #4 | sniper btw | 53% | 181 |
| #5 | xoticdr1p | 50% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sniper btw | 53% | 181 |
| #5 | xoticdr1p | 50% | 194 |
| #6 | frenchcore abuser | 49% | 72 |
| #7 | hydes | 48% | 27 |
| #8 | Trash Panda | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniper btw | 26 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Yahtzee! | 8 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Eazy | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Menchies | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | xoticdr1p | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xoticdr1p | 471 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | sniper btw | 335 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | frenchcore abuser | 248 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Yahtzee! | 92 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Trash Panda | 83 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Louis | +2.20 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Eazy | +1.36 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | frenchcore abuser | +0.95 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | xoticdr1p | +0.51 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | Menchies | -0.02 | 75 | 48 |





