








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5292 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4274 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4898 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,026 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shafiq | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | Buggur | 47% | 206 |
| #3 | Smokier_ | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | Lm | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | Donkey | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shafiq | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | Buggur | 47% | 206 |
| #3 | Smokier_ | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | Lm | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | Donkey | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buggur | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Lm | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Shafiq | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Smokier_ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buggur | 245 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Smokier_ | 87 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lm | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Shafiq | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Donkey | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joey_no | +1.63 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | Smokier_ | +1.31 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | Lm | -1.15 | 61 | 42 |
| #4 | Shafiq | -3.01 | 37 | 28 |
| #5 | Buggur | -3.66 | 31 | 34 |





