








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2158 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1704 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3002 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,233 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thermalized | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | BOT Oliver | 18 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 13 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | BigDropzz | 10 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | Ronaldo/Messi | 10 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thermalized | 649 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | BOT Oliver | 495 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 471 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| #4 | BigDropzz | 164 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ronaldo/Messi | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thermalized | +2.47 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | +1.41 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | sahbe | +0.60 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Ronaldo/Messi | +0.11 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | Phamix2k | +0.02 | 71 | 51 |





