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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 322 | 31% |
| Smokes | 265 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 225 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,551 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Master#1 | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | oN | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ART | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | waynzie | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Ninarino ♥ | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | oN | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ART | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | waynzie | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Ninarino ♥ | 36% | 22 |
| #6 | Sve[N] | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waynzie | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Ninarino ♥ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waynzie | 67 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ninarino ♥ | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | oN | 16 | 0.39 | 0 min |
| #4 | ART | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sve[N] | 12 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo | +2.90 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | ART | +0.58 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | waynzie | -0.81 | 84 | 29 |
| #4 | oN | -0.84 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Ninarino ♥ | -2.31 | 54 | 64 |





