








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3206 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3134 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3019 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3584 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,551 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honk | 66% | 177 |
| #2 | mucc | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | NiGhT | 57% | 82 |
| #4 | TESAL1XUN0 | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honk | 66% | 177 |
| #2 | mucc | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | NiGhT | 57% | 82 |
| #4 | TESAL1XUN0 | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honk | 19 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | NiGhT | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honk | 491 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | NiGhT | 223 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | mucc | 103 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | TESAL1XUN0 | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karter | +4.81 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Honk | +1.42 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | NiGhT | +0.05 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | TESAL1XUN0 | -3.29 | 32 | 29 |
| #5 | mucc | -4.15 | 67 | 44 |





