








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 228 | 23% |
| Smokes | 255 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 208 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,263 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | stelio | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Bejeca | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | AnavaraC | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | falow | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Panado | 55% | 11 |
| #7 | Tigsa | 52% | 23 |
| #8 | Carvs | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | fnj | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | Ron Swanson | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falow | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Bejeca | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Ron Swanson | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | AnavaraC | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Tigsa | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnavaraC | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | fnj | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tigsa | 65 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | falow | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ron Swanson | 43 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigsa | +4.01 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Ron Swanson | +3.44 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | fnj | +2.28 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | falow | +2.05 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Gomão | +1.25 | 57 | 49 |





