








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1413 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1804 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 702 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,053 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Ron Swanson | 63% | 83 |
| #12 | fnj | 61% | 31 |
| #13 | Gomão | 55% | 20 |
| #14 | Carvs | 53% | 57 |
| #15 | AnavaraC | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ron Swanson | 323 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | AnavaraC | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nico | 154 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tigsa | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bejeca | 122 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigsa | +5.85 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | falow | +3.48 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | fnj | +2.90 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Ron Swanson | +2.75 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | stelio | +2.51 | 54 | 57 |





