








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1402 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1054 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 847 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,299 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falow | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | AnavaraC | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Bejeca | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Ron Swanson | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | stelio | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnavaraC | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | fnj | 131 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | falow | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | stelio | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ron Swanson | 81 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigsa | +5.22 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | falow | +4.05 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | fnj | +2.86 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | Nico | +1.86 | 57 | 63 |
| #5 | stelio | +1.37 | 48 | 55 |





