








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 34 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8947 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7329 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5361 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5939 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,864 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiwaBoss | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Samchie | 62% | 201 |
| #3 | AntZaa | 62% | 60 |
| #4 | Durothil | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Lexgeed | 56% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexgeed | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Samchie | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Fryze | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Rumdur | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | AntZaa | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexgeed | 896 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Samchie | 529 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | AntZaa | 299 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Durothil | 196 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fryze | 192 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samchie | +1.55 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Wheezky | +1.14 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | Lexgeed | +0.54 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | AntZaa | -0.68 | 43 | 56 |
| #5 | SiwaBoss | -0.84 | 50 | 31 |





