








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5551 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5467 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1465 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 4169 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,630,497 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntZaa | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | Nilviäinen | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | Samchie | 65% | 113 |
| #4 | Durothil | 65% | 34 |
| #5 | SiwaBoss | 64% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wheezky | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Lil' Bu | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Fryze | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Samchie | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | SiwaBoss | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wheezky | 962 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Samchie | 306 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lil' Bu | 242 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Fryze | 170 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nilviäinen | 142 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nilviäinen | +4.26 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Samchie | +2.24 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Lil' Bu | +1.40 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Wheezky | +1.39 | 68 | 80 |
| #5 | Lexgeed | +0.46 | 63 | 66 |





