








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6418 | 48% |
| Smokes | 3105 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1258 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2554 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,077,711 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | br0KESY | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | hanskisツ | 49% | 35 |
| #8 | Manuel | 48% | 225 |
| #9 | Jari | 44% | 108 |
| #10 | Richard | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manuel | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Richard | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Jari | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | br0KESY | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | hanskisツ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manuel | 731 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Jari | 355 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wheezky | 274 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Durothil | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Richard | 108 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | +4.16 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Wheezky | +2.73 | 75 | 82 |
| #3 | Samchie | +1.64 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Lexgeed | +1.19 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | AntZaa | +0.26 | 34 | 55 |





