








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6838 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5688 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4664 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4936 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $859,589 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C1B4 | 59% | 124 |
| #2 | Back2hell | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Jess1Le | 56% | 144 |
| #4 | Kankarus | 56% | 196 |
| #5 | BoxxyCore | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jess1Le | 56% | 144 |
| #4 | Kankarus | 56% | 196 |
| #5 | BoxxyCore | 51% | 70 |
| #6 | ART | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | no peek | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kankarus | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | C1B4 | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Jess1Le | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | no peek | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | BoxxyCore | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kankarus | 574 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | C1B4 | 251 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | no peek | 210 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jess1Le | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ART | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Back2hell | +2.28 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Kankarus | +1.90 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | no peek | +1.12 | 84 | 75 |
| #4 | C1B4 | +0.86 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | ART | +0.64 | 59 | 60 |





