








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 599 | 22% |
| Smokes | 735 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 688 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 755 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,866 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 원카리 | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | LQ- | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | Nakkiorava | 76% | 55 |
| #4 | Jallu | 75% | 8 |
| #5 | $nipa | 75% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | bLess | 71% | 17 |
| #8 | Plantse | 70% | 79 |
| #9 | joncholi | 69% | 59 |
| #10 | Rottis | 67% | 27 |
| #11 | Eepis | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plantse | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Nakkiorava | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Pete | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plantse | 546 | 0.33 | 14 min |
| #2 | Nakkiorava | 262 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | LQ- | 127 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | joncholi | 126 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pete | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkiorava | +4.92 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | 원카리 | +2.64 | 66 | 51 |
| #3 | LQ- | +1.94 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | bLess | +1.85 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Jallu | +1.77 | 43 | 65 |





