








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1392 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1425 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1028 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1019 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,365 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigsa | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | falow | 66% | 47 |
| #3 | stelio | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | fnj | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Gomão | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ron Swanson | 51% | 37 |
| #10 | Carvs | 51% | 47 |
| #11 | Bejeca | 51% | 55 |
| #12 | Minho Trapstar | 38% | 8 |
| #13 | hdmorto | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falow | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Ron Swanson | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Carvs | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | stelio | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Bejeca | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ron Swanson | 144 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | falow | 108 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Carvs | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | AnavaraC | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bejeca | 69 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ron Swanson | +3.83 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | fnj | +3.51 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Gomão | +3.50 | 62 | 43 |
| #4 | Tigsa | +3.06 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | falow | +2.94 | 69 | 56 |





