








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Esplay | 60 matches | 1,903 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6338 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5215 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4800 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3520 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,990 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÄNIMAL | 367 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Danskjäveln | 271 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | En i varje ben | 253 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝔧𝔞𝔰 | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Freeze och Oboy | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edström | +3.89 | 46 | 59 |
| #2 | Sebz | +3.38 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | 𝔧𝔞𝔰 | +1.98 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Danskjäveln | +1.46 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | Freeze och Oboy | +1.30 | 77 | 55 |





