








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5693 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5541 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5376 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4198 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,075 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaymy | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | +lume | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Kirby | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Jake Harper | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | abs | 5 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirby | 1106 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | Gaymy | 1085 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | +lume | 724 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #4 | nKrmeister | 259 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | shuViee | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nKrmeister | +3.02 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | 狼DamTy | +1.09 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | shuViee | +1.00 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Gaymy | +0.75 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | Kirby | -0.03 | 49 | 68 |





