








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5768 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5131 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6650 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5914 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,990,583 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaymy | 45 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | +lume | 24 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 狼DamTy | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | nKrmeister | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | shuViee | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaymy | 2021 | 0.18 | 47 min |
| #2 | 狼DamTy | 1563 | 0.23 | 35 min |
| #3 | +lume | 1191 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #4 | nKrmeister | 461 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | shuViee | 214 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nKrmeister | +2.85 | 94 | 61 |
| #2 | shuViee | +1.21 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | 狼DamTy | +0.55 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | Gaymy | +0.47 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Kirby | -0.00 | 50 | 67 |





