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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3891 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2892 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5345 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2554 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,552,411 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nKrmeister | 57% | 115 |
| #2 | shuViee | 52% | 93 |
| #3 | Kirby | 49% | 484 |
| #4 | 狼DamTy | 49% | 254 |
| #5 | Gaymy | 47% | 458 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaymy | 38 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Kirby | 24 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 狼DamTy | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | shuViee | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | nKrmeister | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaymy | 1713 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | Kirby | 1673 | 0.16 | 50 min |
| #3 | 狼DamTy | 1263 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #4 | nKrmeister | 364 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | shuViee | 176 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nKrmeister | +3.03 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | shuViee | +1.16 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | Gaymy | +0.58 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | 狼DamTy | +0.52 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Kirby | -0.10 | 50 | 68 |





