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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 522 | 29% |
| Smokes | 431 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,003 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oopee | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | jemi | 70% | 57 |
| #3 | choco | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | xseveN | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | J-_- | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oopee | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | jemi | 70% | 57 |
| #3 | choco | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | xseveN | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | J-_- | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jemi | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | oopee | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jemi | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | oopee | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | J-_- | 17 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | xseveN | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | choco | 9 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choco | +4.49 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | Spargo | +3.01 | 92 | 51 |
| #3 | oopee | +2.89 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | jemi | +2.34 | 92 | 57 |
| #5 | J-_- | +0.84 | 93 | 78 |





